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  • 2021 Farm System Rankings

    The Mariners’ much-improved farm system is receiving a lot of praise these days, and for good reason. No matter where you stand on Jerry Dipoto’s step-back/anti-rebuild/whatever it is, he should be credited for the work he’s done to improve the farm to this point. He’s maximized value where he can, and has a couple top-tier…

    Shane Hall

    February 10, 2021
    baseball, farming
    analysis, baseball, farms, Mariners
  • A Deep Dive Into the PECOTA Projections for the 2021 Seattle Mariners

    Our expert analytics team crunched the numbers that Baseball Prospectus already crunched, and here’s their conclusion: Oh no! It looks bad again. 69.6 wins is not very many wins. Shoot! Source: https://www.baseballprospectus.com/standings/

    Shane Hall

    February 9, 2021
    baseball
    analysis, Major League Baseball, Mariners
  • A Year at Sea

    Mornin’, Sailor. Join me on the Deck. Water’s calm today. Then again, it is most days now. Even so, a lot has happened since we set sail 12 months ago. Can ye believe it? A whole year out on these waves. I’m proud of ye, Sailor. I wasn’t sure ye’d keep it together, but ye…

    Shane Hall

    February 7, 2021
    adventure, baseball, inspiration
    Mariners, reflection
  • John Stanton Offered Complimentary Dessert at Restaurant, Politely Declines

    A trusted Trident Deck source has confirmed that on a recent trip to Red Robin, Mariners majority owner John Stanton was also there with his family, seated in the VIP section next to the giant Red Robin mascot statue. Now, I know you’re wondering why in the world someone of Mr. Stanton’s status would be…

    Shane Hall

    February 6, 2021
    baseball, satire
    baseball, Mariners, news, real things that happened
  • Fanbase Friday Vol. 6: You’ve Been a Bad Fan

    Hey, you. Yes, you. Step into my office. We need to talk. Look, I’m going to be as straightforward about this as I can: you need to get your act together. I know that sounds harsh. But I wouldn’t say it if I didn’t think you could take it. The fact of the matter is…

    Shane Hall

    September 4, 2020
    Uncategorized
    baseball, Mariners, stern talkings to
  • Phantom Game: A Recap for a Game Unseen

    The Mariners hosted the Oakland Athletics Wednesday night. Actually, they did not, because of the whole *excessive hand-waving* pandemic or whatever. But, we pretended that they did. This is what happened in the game that wasn’t. First pitch hit the back of the catcher’s glove at 7:11 pm. There was a sadness in the air,…

    Shane Hall

    September 3, 2020
    Uncategorized
    baseball, Mariners, recap
  • Yacht Rock: The Welcome Barge

    Hello avid reader, Gerard has done some things! Bonafide Dude, Austin Nola, as well as Neat Guys Austin Adams and Dan Altavilla, will now be working far closer to North America’s largest accredited model railroad museum. Though I have major regrets about not spilling more pixels on his rise from just a guy to A…

    Brian Tesch

    September 2, 2020
    Uncategorized
    analysis, Fantasy baseball, Mariners
  • Mariners Trade Austin Nola and Now You Have to Just Deal With That

    A grand total of 377 plate appearances and 2.7 fWAR into his Mariners career, Austin Nola may look like just a guy at first glance, but he appears to definitely be A Dude. He plays multiple positions, one of which is a pretty decent catcher, and continues to rake at the plate with no sign…

    Shane Hall

    August 30, 2020
    Uncategorized
    Major League Baseball, Mariners, Padres, reporting
  • Heat Check: First Half Evaluations

    The Seattle Mariners are officially halfway through the clown show that is the 2020 MLB season. In terms of wins and losses, they’re pretty much right where most of us expected. They’re bad. It’s fine. Sometimes it’s good to be bad. This season was always going to be about individual development, and laying the groundwork…

    Shane Hall

    August 24, 2020
    Uncategorized
    analysis, Mariners
  • Fanbase Friday Vol. 5: Best in the West

    Welcome back to Fanbase Friday. This week we have the pleasure of speaking to Jeremy @jfkooAN about the twitter community belonging to one of the most passionate fanbases in the league. Let’s hop to it! TD: How long have you been active in A’s Twitter? Jeremy: I jumped into A’s twitter when I first started…

    Shane Hall

    August 21, 2020
    Uncategorized
    Athletics, baseball, Interviews
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