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Grown Man Soils Himself on Live Television; Mariners Win on Opening Day
In a vulgar display late Thursday evening, an Ohio man named James Karinchak walked onto the pitcher’s mound at T-Mobile Park in downtown Seattle and proceeded to deposit an entire mess inside his drawers. To make matters worse, he did not appear to be wearing a diaper, as his pants were too tight. Unfortunately for…
If not now, when? If not himbo, whomst? An Ode to Quads Unloosed
What centaur dareth venture west? What fitness maiden loth? What mad pursuit? What dingerly duty? What moose and timbrel? What wild taters mashed? Heard deals of dealing are so deals, the piping quartet beckons Are sweeter; therefore, ye big dongs, sock on; Not for the fair of the stomach, but placid of minded online, Bellow…
Second Annual Trident Deck Wiffle Ball Home Run Derby
It’s been a weird, busy, mostly-blogless year for ol’ blog here, but I am relieved and excited that we are on track for our second annual charity derby! We are on short notice, something I hope to improve upon in the coming years, but there’s no reason we can’t still have a blast and raise…
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