The Seattle Mariners are officially halfway through the clown show that is the 2020 MLB season. In terms of wins and losses, they’re pretty much right where most of us expected. They’re bad. It’s fine. Sometimes it’s good to be bad. This season was always going to be about individual development, and laying the groundwork for the competitive window the team intends to open up in the next couple of seasons. So with that said, it’s as good a time as any to evaluate the players so far.

This is your 2020 Seattle Mariners heat check, in gif-only form. If a player isn’t included, it’s because they don’t matter. I’m sorry. That was rude. If a player isn’t included, it’s because my time is precious and I can’t be bothered to list every one of these jamokes.

Dan Altavilla

Justin Dunn

Aaron Fletcher

Joey Gerber

Marco Gonzales

Yoshihisa Hirano

Yusei Kikuchi

Brady Lail

Matt Magill

Nick Margavicius

Anthony Misiewicz

Ljay Newsome

Yohan Ramirez

Justus Sheffield

Taijuan Walker

Taylor Williams

Austin Nola

Joe Odom

JP Crawford

Dee Gordon

Sam Haggerty

Shed Long Jr.

Tim Lopes

Dylan Moore

Kyle Seager

Evan White

Braden Bishop

Jake Fraley

Kyle Lewis