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YACHT ROCK: RUMINATIONS ON 80 ODD BASEBALL GAMES
Hi Deckies! The erstwhite Blog Governor has glued himelf to himself in the name of Science, so it’s time to give you the textual equivalent of “rolling out the tv and playing October Sky”. To the fan of The Auto ReOrder, pipe down my piglet(s), you’ll get your Overcaffinated Helicopter Tour Of The Mariner in…
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Mariners Acquire Jack Bauer in Exchange for PTBNL
While a lot of the shine has worn off of Jack, the pedigree is still there and it’s good to see the Mariners make a buy-low move for a very talented special agent like this when they have so little depth at that position. Bauer should step in and get regular time on the job…
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THE AUTO-REORDER, JUNE 2021
TL;DR- We’re eating the bitter fruit of an incomplete offseason at the big league level. But hey, some of the Older Baseball Teens and Our Young VIBES King are doing Neat Stuff! Hello folks, It is I, Brian Tesch, the Bullpen Day of this here Web Log. You may remember me from such seminal pieces…
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An Ode to the 2003 Detroit Tigers Starting Rotation
Sometimes, when I feel alone Or tired, or hungry or sad Or happy, or healthy, or sassy But mostly when I feel alone I like to look at you. The first time I saw you, it was like my eyes Crossed a line. I can never go back. But I don’t want to. I can’t…
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It’s Time to Reevaluate Evan White’s Place on the All-Time Mariners First Base List
A year ago, we took a look at where Evan White ranked all time for Mariners first basemen before he even recorded his first major league put-out. Through extensive research, and personal anguish, we determined that Evan White was already the fourth-best first baseman in Mariners history prior to his debut. Unfortunately, the more Evan…
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Trident Deck First Baseman Generator
NEW from Trident Deck Labs™️! Think you can do better than a Major League Baseball organization at finding an adequate player for your first base needs? This handy tool developed by our very own team of scientists gives you that chance! What are you really looking for? Who embodies those traits? Using our intuitive Scientific…
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Mariners Click Wrong Button, Try to Fix Before Anyone Notices
Three days after claiming catcher Jacob Nottingham off of waivers from the Milwaukee Brewers, the Mariners have thrown this fish back into the pond. Turns out they never wanted him at all — his acquisition was the result of a simple mistake with the computer mouse on the part of GM Jerry Dipoto. When the…
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Progress Report: 10 % Complete, 100 % Elite
The Northwest Green Machine has completed sixteen games, and thus is ten percent done with their personal 2021 marathon. (If you’re pushing your glasses up the bridge of your nose and mentioning that “actually ten percent of 162 is 16.2,” then me and the boys are on our way to stuff you in a locker.)…
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Trident Deck Podcast Episode 2: All Fool’s Day
Happy Opening Day, Sailor! The Mariners are back, and so is the podcast. Please take a listen and then sign up for fantasy baseball with your Trident Deck friends and family! Podcast available on all the platforms that matter. Go wild!