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  • An Ode to the 2003 Detroit Tigers Starting Rotation

    Sometimes, when I feel alone Or tired, or hungry or sad Or happy, or healthy, or sassy But mostly when I feel alone I like to look at you. The first time I saw you, it was like my eyes Crossed a line. I can never go back. But I don’t want to. I can’t […]

    Shane Hall

    June 8, 2021
    baseball, inspiration, poetry
    Major League Baseball, pain, Tigers
  • It’s Time to Reevaluate Evan White’s Place on the All-Time Mariners First Base List

    A year ago, we took a look at where Evan White ranked all time for Mariners first basemen before he even recorded his first major league put-out. Through extensive research, and personal anguish, we determined that Evan White was already the fourth-best first baseman in Mariners history prior to his debut. Unfortunately, the more Evan […]

    Shane Hall

    June 7, 2021
    baseball, very real math
    analysis, Major League Baseball, Mariners, pain
  • Trident Deck First Baseman Generator

    NEW from Trident Deck Labs™️! Think you can do better than a Major League Baseball organization at finding an adequate player for your first base needs? This handy tool developed by our very own team of scientists gives you that chance! What are you really looking for? Who embodies those traits? Using our intuitive Scientific […]

    Shane Hall

    June 3, 2021
    baseball, very real math
    analysis, Major League Baseball, Mariners
  • Jarred Kelenic Earns Big League Call-Up Due to Great Start in AAA

    Shane Hall

    May 11, 2021
    baseball
    Major League Baseball, Mariners, news
  • Mariners Click Wrong Button, Try to Fix Before Anyone Notices

    Three days after claiming catcher Jacob Nottingham off of waivers from the Milwaukee Brewers, the Mariners have thrown this fish back into the pond. Turns out they never wanted him at all — his acquisition was the result of a simple mistake with the computer mouse on the part of GM Jerry Dipoto. When the […]

    Shane Hall

    May 1, 2021
    baseball
    Major League Baseball, Mariners, news
  • Progress Report: 10 % Complete, 100 % Elite

    The Northwest Green Machine has completed sixteen games, and thus is ten percent done with their personal 2021 marathon. (If you’re pushing your glasses up the bridge of your nose and mentioning that “actually ten percent of 162 is 16.2,” then me and the boys are on our way to stuff you in a locker.) […]

    Shane Hall

    April 19, 2021
    baseball
    analysis, Major League Baseball, Mariners
  • Trident Deck Podcast Episode 2: All Fool’s Day

    Happy Opening Day, Sailor! The Mariners are back, and so is the podcast. Please take a listen and then sign up for fantasy baseball with your Trident Deck friends and family! Podcast available on all the platforms that matter. Go wild!

    Shane Hall

    April 1, 2021
    baseball, podcast
    Fantasy baseball, Major League Baseball, Mariners
  • THE MARINERS LINEUP, SOLVED. A TRIDENT DECK EXCLUSIVE

    This week, reading the internet, it seems to be Mariner Optimal Lineup Season (or szn for the hipper cats and kittens). And please believe we have A Take. Digging through the baseball internet of yore, I unearthed a lineup optimizer from the bush-era-web. The following datums were plugged into the machine, and I let the […]

    Brian Tesch

    March 23, 2021
    baseball
    analysis, baseball, Major League Baseball, Mariners
  • INTENTIONAL ACTS OF TRIDENT(ness): Let’s have some fun.

    Howdy Deckies! TL;DR Let’s have some baseball adjacent fun. Trident Deck will be running two fantasy baseball leagues (one traditional, one WeirdAss) for you, the Deckies, the Deckie-curious, and any merry pranksters you may know. Having made the term “deckie” (Tridentor? Deckhand? Idk we’ll make it up as we go) up seconds ago and seeing […]

    Brian Tesch

    March 16, 2021
    baseball, fantasy, inspiration
    baseball, Fantasy baseball, Major League Baseball, Mariners
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