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  • SEASON PREVIEW PART 1/4: THE VIEW FROM THE FRONTLINE

    Hi Deckies! It’s your once quarterly pal Brian here! The state Poasting Board came through and stated we needed to do one post per year to renew our Failure In Analysis License in Washington State so dag nabbit, let’s get it over with and smile for the DMV camera. Here it is! The series nobody…

    Brian Tesch

    April 13, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    analysis, Major League Baseball, Mariners
  • Series Recap: Mid-esota

    While Trident Deck doesn’t currently have the capacity to recap every game, due to not staffing a bunch of single young-ish somethings with a lot of free time, we are going to try something new this year. We’ll post a series recap at the conclusion of every series just to talk about what went well,…

    Shane Hall

    April 12, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    Major League Baseball, Mariners, recap, reflection, Twins
  • 2022 Predictions

    If you don’t make predictions before the season begins, legend has it that a little old witch will take you from your bed in the middle of the night and cook you into a pie. In fact, this happened to my buddy Eric once. That’s why you see everyone frantically throwing out their predictions in…

    Shane Hall

    April 8, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    Major League Baseball, Mariners, Mystery, Nostradamus, ultimate power
  • Mariners Put Some of Their Money Where Their Mouth is; Extend JP Crawford

    While most Mariners fans were either on their way to work or still staring sleepily into a bowl of soggy Frosted Mini Wheats, Jeff Passan broke the news that the team has signed shortstop JP Crawford to a five-year extension. Rapid analysis: Good! Your favorite captain of an internet blog ship has been banging this…

    Shane Hall

    April 8, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    Major League Baseball, Mariners, news
  • It’s Time to Engage OPERATION: TAURUS MAXIMUS

    The Mariners have an opportunity to do something truly noteworthy. A step towards the type of radical innovation Andy McKay can only dream about. Something that a major league team would be crazy, perhaps stupid, to even attempt. But if they pulled it off? Oh baby. Abraham Toro came over to the Mariners at the…

    Shane Hall

    April 6, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    innovation, Major League Baseball, Mariners
  • Calm Down; Don’t Panic: A Journey Through the 2021-2022 Free Agent Hitter Market

    Don’t panic! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien. Calm down! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien and Seager. Don’t panic! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien, Seager, and Suzuki. Calm down!! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien, Seager, Suzuki,…

    Shane Hall

    March 21, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    Major League Baseball, Mariners, recap, reflection
  • Baseballs Underperforming Early On in Spring Training

    With the lockout taking away the majority of the offseason and a lot of precious prep time, everyone is scrambling to get up to speed in the short window before Opening Day. And not just the players, coaches, and executives — the baseballs themselves are feeling this time crunch as well. Typically, Major League baseballs…

    Shane Hall

    March 15, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    baseball, Major League Baseball, Mariners, news, pain, reporting
  • Well, it’s Groundhog Day…Again

    Rob Manfred woke up this morning, as he has every morning for the last…..who knows, really? He grabbed his cold milk with a splash of warm coffee, took a seat in his ergonomic chair in front of his comically large desk, and got to work. Well, he calls it work. It is something. But it’s…

    Shane Hall

    February 2, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    baseball, garbage, Major League Baseball, Mariners, pain, reflection, ultimate power
  • Could Alex Rodriguez Come Out of Retirement and Hit Four More Home Runs as a Seattle Mariner?

    Yes.

    Shane Hall

    December 13, 2021
    baseball, Uncategorized
    analysis, crypto, Major League Baseball, Mariners, very real math
  • What Remains of The Hot Stove Part 1 of IDK

    So it seems the contingent of 30 Large Wet And Self Important Adults who own Major League Baseball teams have decided the equilibrium price for labor has climbed too high for SuperDuperUltraWineClubOnLittleSaintJames membership, and have taken their hair plugs and gone home until the baseballguyrabble is pacified. For me, this is a bummer! Secretly I…

    Brian Tesch

    December 10, 2021
    baseball, Uncategorized
    analysis, luxury, Major League Baseball, Mariners
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