Calm Down; Don’t Panic: A Journey Through the 2021-2022 Free Agent Hitter Market

Don’t panic! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien.

Calm down! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien and Seager.

Don’t panic! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien, Seager, and Suzuki.

Calm down!! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien, Seager, Suzuki, and Schwarber.

Don’t panic!! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien, Seager, Suzuki, Schwarber, and Bryant.

Calm. Down!!! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien, Seager, Suzuki, Schwarber, Bryant, and Freeman!

DON’T PANIC! All the big bats are still available except for Semien, Seager, Suzuki, Schwarber, Bryant, Freeman, and Correa!!

Would you PLEASE calm down?!! ALL the big bats are still available except for Semien, Seager, Suzuki, Schwarber, Bryant, Freeman, Correa, and Castellanos!

Stop. PANICKING!!! ALLL OF THE BIG BATS are still available except for Semien, Seager, Suzuki, Schwarber, Bryant, Freeman, Correa, Castellanos, and Story!!!

You are so wound up. Please, just calm down.

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