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  • Donations and Dingers: A Recap of the Trident Deck Charity Wiffle Ball Home Run Derby

    On Saturday September 18th, 16 brave souls and a smattering of familial onlookers gathered on a sloppy baseball field in the city of Kent, WA to experience the thrill of plastic-on-plastic power surges and friendly competition. An event two months in the making was finally actualized, and even the disgusting weather took a break out […]

    Shane Hall

    September 21, 2021
    adventure, baseball, inspiration, Uncategorized
    baseball, community, doing good things, let’s hang out, recap
  • A Much-Deserved Reward

    I politely remind my daughter to eat her dinner. It is five microwaved dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, and a handful of grapes. It is what she requested. It’s been sitting next to her for ten minutes, as she stares at the television where talking ponies with tattoos on their haunches are tackling some new dilemma through […]

    Shane Hall

    September 2, 2021
    baseball
    baseball, chicken nuggets, Mariners, news, reflection
  • Location for the First Annual Trident Deck Wiffle Ball Home Run Derby

    Sailor, we are 8 weeks out and I am happy that I can officially share with you where our event will be taking place! We are going to be hanging out and thumping plastic ding-dangers at North Meridian Park in Kent! It’s gonna be a great fit. There’s a good sized parking lot and an […]

    Shane Hall

    July 23, 2021
    baseball
    announcements, community, doing good things, let’s hang out, Mariners, news
  • UPDATE: First Annual Trident Deck Charity Wiffle Ball Home Run Derby

    WHEN: Saturday, September 18th! For those of you who can’t make it this date, I’m truly bummed but it looks like this will be best overall. We’re looking at an 11 am start time. WHERE: North Meridian Park in Kent! SE 230th StKent, WA 98031United States CHARITY: The most important part. Very excited to announce […]

    Shane Hall

    July 16, 2021
    adventure, baseball
    announcements, baseball, community, doing good things, let’s hang out, Mariners, news
  • JULY AUTO RE-ORDER

    TL;DR It was a fun month. Let’s gather around the TridentFire and say mostly nice things about the baseball team. Call your parents and/or your friends and say something nice. The second installment of the overcaffeinated-budget-helicopter tour all Mariber no one asked for, but a select few seem to enjoy, is here! It took longer […]

    Brian Tesch

    July 14, 2021
    baseball
    analysis, farms, Major League Baseball, Mariners, reflection
  • First Annual Trident Deck Charity Wiffle Ball Home Run Derby

    WHEN: A Saturday in August or September, most likely September, specifics TBA WHERE: A baseball field in the King/Pierce County area, specifics TBA WHAT: A wiffle ball home run derby. All ages and skill levels welcome. Someone tosses you wiffle balls and you obliterate them with a plastic bat WHY: To have fun and contribute […]

    Shane Hall

    July 13, 2021
    adventure, baseball, inspiration
    announcements, doing good things, let’s hang out, Major League Baseball, Mariners
  • RAPID REACTION: Draft Day Analysis

    Here at Trident Deck dot blog we pride ourselves on two things above all else: speed, and accuracy. So when we come to you lightning-fast (within 18 hours) with our reactions on round 1 of the MLB draft, you know we mean business. Now we know you’ve got a lot to do today, so we’re […]

    Shane Hall

    July 12, 2021
    baseball, satire
    analysis, historical fiction, Major League Baseball, Mariners, real things that happened, reporting, satire, scouting
  • YACHT ROCK: RUMINATIONS ON 80 ODD BASEBALL GAMES

    Hi Deckies! The erstwhite Blog Governor has glued himelf to himself in the name of Science, so it’s time to give you the textual equivalent of “rolling out the tv and playing October Sky”. To the fan of The Auto ReOrder, pipe down my piglet(s), you’ll get your Overcaffinated Helicopter Tour Of The Mariner in […]

    Brian Tesch

    July 5, 2021
    adventure, baseball, fantasy, farming, inspiration, poetry, satire, very real math
  • Mariners Acquire Jack Bauer in Exchange for PTBNL

    While a lot of the shine has worn off of Jack, the pedigree is still there and it’s good to see the Mariners make a buy-low move for a very talented special agent like this when they have so little depth at that position. Bauer should step in and get regular time on the job […]

    Shane Hall

    June 10, 2021
    adventure, baseball
    espionage, Major League Baseball, Mariners, news
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