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  • Calm Down; Don’t Panic: A Journey Through the 2021-2022 Free Agent Hitter Market

    Don’t panic! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien. Calm down! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien and Seager. Don’t panic! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien, Seager, and Suzuki. Calm down!! All the big bats are still available, except for Semien, Seager, Suzuki, […]

    Shane Hall

    March 21, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    Major League Baseball, Mariners, recap, reflection
  • Baseballs Underperforming Early On in Spring Training

    With the lockout taking away the majority of the offseason and a lot of precious prep time, everyone is scrambling to get up to speed in the short window before Opening Day. And not just the players, coaches, and executives — the baseballs themselves are feeling this time crunch as well. Typically, Major League baseballs […]

    Shane Hall

    March 15, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    baseball, Major League Baseball, Mariners, news, pain, reporting
  • Well, it’s Groundhog Day…Again

    Rob Manfred woke up this morning, as he has every morning for the last…..who knows, really? He grabbed his cold milk with a splash of warm coffee, took a seat in his ergonomic chair in front of his comically large desk, and got to work. Well, he calls it work. It is something. But it’s […]

    Shane Hall

    February 2, 2022
    baseball, Uncategorized
    baseball, garbage, Major League Baseball, Mariners, pain, reflection, ultimate power
  • Could Alex Rodriguez Come Out of Retirement and Hit Four More Home Runs as a Seattle Mariner?

    Yes.

    Shane Hall

    December 13, 2021
    baseball, Uncategorized
    analysis, crypto, Major League Baseball, Mariners, very real math
  • What Remains of The Hot Stove Part 1 of IDK

    So it seems the contingent of 30 Large Wet And Self Important Adults who own Major League Baseball teams have decided the equilibrium price for labor has climbed too high for SuperDuperUltraWineClubOnLittleSaintJames membership, and have taken their hair plugs and gone home until the baseballguyrabble is pacified. For me, this is a bummer! Secretly I […]

    Brian Tesch

    December 10, 2021
    baseball, Uncategorized
    analysis, luxury, Major League Baseball, Mariners
  • Checking in on Rob Manfred’s Progress with his “Top Five Priorities”

    When Rob Manfred was selected to succeed Bud Selig as the new commissioner of Major League Baseball in 2015, he stated that there were five priorities that would be the central focus of his tenure in the position. Given that the league he supposedly oversees for the good of all involved is stuck in an […]

    npolak

    December 3, 2021
    baseball, Uncategorized
    analysis, garbage, Major League Baseball, reflection, report cards, ultimate power
  • Opinion: Ants Aggressively Biting Child After Their Home Got Destroyed is a Bad Look

    On Wednesday afternoon an 11 year old boy in Tucson, AZ walked outside after his grandma said he could not play Nintendo Switch for a seventh straight hour, and looked for something to assert dominance over in order to help his tiny boy brain cope with his lack of control. He found his target in […]

    Shane Hall

    December 2, 2021
    satire, Uncategorized
    Major League Baseball, opinion, satire, ultimate power
  • How to Avoid Getting Duped This Hot-Stove Season

    Sailor, it’s the offseason. Move-making season. Get-good-players season. And you know what that means: it’s also fake account season. Rumors and news will be flying all over the place, and a lot of it will be more phony than Ellen Degeneres. The last thing anyone wants is to log on to the World Wide Web […]

    Shane Hall

    November 19, 2021
    baseball, Uncategorized
    advice, Major League Baseball, Mariners
  • BREAKING: Baseball Embraces The Bold Future! Bazinga!

    Announced Thursday, the professional sports league formerly known as Major League Baseball will now be known as Major League Baseball Presented By BazingaBuxxxACurrencyForANewGeneration (MLBazingaBuxxx).  Sources say that the final sticking point for BazingaBuxxx(A Currency For A New Generation) was the abbreviation shifting from MLB to MLBazingaBuxxx and insertion of “Buxxx” replacing “Flag” in the National […]

    Brian Tesch

    November 19, 2021
    baseball, Uncategorized
    crypto, Major League Baseball, news, real things that happened, satire
  • We Have Players At Home: Self Scouting The 2021 Mariners Of Note

    Howdy Deckies! Seen a lot of coveting thy neighbors dudes ‘round these pixelated parts and thought, hey, why not go in the opposite direction. With the impending “The Imminently Forgettable 1% Take Their Ball And Go Home,” looking to put a kibosh on those tasty, tasty yellow hot stove onions, it’s time to Take A […]

    Brian Tesch

    November 11, 2021
    baseball, Uncategorized
    analysis, Major League Baseball, Mariners
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