This is the inevitable conclusion that the Tournament of Sadness was always going to reach, excluding the interjection of the 4 seed from the Trident Region. The Adam Jones trade has been carried to this point by its allegorical nature in respect to the franchise as a whole. While several competitors in the tournament had […]

The two strongest 3 seeds in the tournament continued their momentum on Friday, while the favorites sailed to victory in all other match-ups. Let’s take a look at the four match-ups we’ll see in this next round, and let’s also try not to get sucked into the sadness vortex quite yet. Adam Jones trade vs. […]

If you haven’t read the recap of day 1 yet, click here. Are you back? Okay great. Let’s talk about the Kingdome Region and the Compass Rose region, and what’s next. Another Failed Rickie Weeks Experiment The 1 seed in the Kingdome Region came up on Rickie Weeks like a one-hopper in the outfield grass. […]

While the day was not particularly dramatic in the first round for both the Trident and Marine Layer regions, it held one major upset. Some are calling it the biggest upset in Tournament of Sadness history. Let’s discuss that and the rest of the results from today’s action. CLE 15, SEA 14 Takes Down 1 […]

The official bracket of the Trident Deck Tournament of Sadness is here. Save, print, tape it to your manager’s door. It is time to decide. What is the Ultimate Sad in Mariners history? Voting will begin on Tuesday, March 3rd. Be sure to follow the Trident Deck twitter account if you’re not already (why aren’t […]

Look at these Mariners looking all cool. These guys are so cool! Hope you enjoyed these cool pictures.

The internet is always in need of more recaps of inter-squad practice sessions, and I’m here to do my part. Today the Chicago Cubs and Seattle Mariners met up to theoretically play a game of baseball, and the result was a decent approximation. Many of the Mariners who took the field today probably tried their […]

For better or worse, the top of the Mariners’ starting rotation is essentially set. Marco Gonzales and Yusei Kikuchi return, while Justus Sheffield and the re-acquired Taijuan Walker most likely fill out the next two spots. The back end is a little more fluid however, and the number five spot especially is not written in […]