Author: Brian Tesch
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THE AUTO-REORDER, JUNE 2021
TL;DR- We’re eating the bitter fruit of an incomplete offseason at the big league level. But hey, some of the Older Baseball Teens and Our Young VIBES King are doing Neat Stuff! Hello folks, It is I, Brian Tesch, the Bullpen Day of this here Web Log. You may remember me from such seminal pieces […]
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THE MARINERS LINEUP, SOLVED. A TRIDENT DECK EXCLUSIVE
This week, reading the internet, it seems to be Mariner Optimal Lineup Season (or szn for the hipper cats and kittens). And please believe we have A Take. Digging through the baseball internet of yore, I unearthed a lineup optimizer from the bush-era-web. The following datums were plugged into the machine, and I let the […]
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INTENTIONAL ACTS OF TRIDENT(ness): Let’s have some fun.
Howdy Deckies! TL;DR Let’s have some baseball adjacent fun. Trident Deck will be running two fantasy baseball leagues (one traditional, one WeirdAss) for you, the Deckies, the Deckie-curious, and any merry pranksters you may know. Having made the term “deckie” (Tridentor? Deckhand? Idk we’ll make it up as we go) up seconds ago and seeing […]
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VIBES: Locals Only.
Howdy Seattle Mariner Fans! If you’re anything like me, a machine learning algorithm created for predicting baseball related outcomes and relating to humans, when you’re done with your shift at the fish-catching plant, you like to get in your Subaru and check out not only the 10-day forecast at the Space Needle while sipping some […]
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VIBES: An Introduction from the Trident Deck Fantasy Incubator
Value Indexed Baseball Estimation System (which will be referred to henceforth as VIBES) is an attempt by the machine learning department at Trident Deck to summarize a player’s total contributions to your fantasy baseball team in a straightforward ranking methodology. While experts would say to have more than one metric in evaluating the statistical contributions […]
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Yacht Rock: The Welcome Barge
Hello avid reader, Gerard has done some things! Bonafide Dude, Austin Nola, as well as Neat Guys Austin Adams and Dan Altavilla, will now be working far closer to North America’s largest accredited model railroad museum. Though I have major regrets about not spilling more pixels on his rise from just a guy to A […]
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Yacht Rock Volume 1.1: A dhingy of perspective on the fantasy relevance of recent Mariner catchers
Michael ZuninoAll our hopes and dreams becameAn OBP killer
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Yacht Rock : Your Fantasy Season Preview
Hello, kind stranger. You both seem lost and perfectly on your destined path. Yes, it is a large boat, some may even call it a yacht. We’ve got plenty of space, climb aboard, I want you, and everyone you know to live your best life. *Michael McDonald Intensifies, but only enough to set a 33% […]